Uxbridge and South Ruislip will feature in all of the highlight reels of the 2019 general election – but not for the reason you think.
Boris Johnson is expected to win but the real story centres around receptacles, a sci fi comedy and a copyright battle.
Lord Buckethead is taking on Count Binface, two machines and two big characters.
Both have made lavish promises, now is the time for the people to decide.
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